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Name: Joshua "Jesus" Christ
Member Since: As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be, world without end, amen
Last Update: May 19, 2006
Current Status:
Jesus is currently seated at the right hand of the father/judging you for masturbating
Basic Info
School: Boston College
Status: Undergrad
Sex: Male
Concentration: Religion,
Africana Studies
Birthday: 12/25/00
Home Town: Bethlahem, Israel
High School: And when he was come into the temple, the chief priests
and the elders of the people came unto him as he was teaching, and
said, By what authority doest thou these things? and who gave thee this
authority? Class of '18.
Contact Info
School Email: Anointd1@BC.edu
AIM Screenname: ForIAmDaWord
Mobile: 777-777-7777
Website: http://www.homestarrunner.com/
Personal Info
Interested In: Women and Only Women in the Sacred Confines of Holy Matrimony. No Fatties.
Relationship Status: In an Open Relationship With:
The Father
The Holy Ghost
Political Views: Very Liberal
Interests: Preaching, Teaching, My Crazy Friends, Healing, flavored
vodka, Saving, Boys, Raising the Dead, Judaism, lattes, Zoroastrianism,
Manichaeism, people-watching, the apocalypse, people-judging, busting a
move on the dance floor or on water
Clubs and Jobs: The Apostles, BC Jewish Union, Planned Parenthood, Acapella (St. Sebastian does a killer "I Will Survive")
Favorite Music: Billy Bragg & Wilco, Creed, Blind Faith, Alabama
Sacred Harp Singers, Rev. D.C. Rise & His Sanctified, Johnny Cash,
Rev. J.M. Gates, Maroon 5
Favorite Movies: Lethal Weapon, Lethal Weapon 2, Lethal Weapon 3, Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome
Favorite Books: The Da Vinci Code, The Gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke,
John, Philip, Thomas, Mary Magdalene, Judas, Pontius Pilate (you guys
haven't found that one yet? It's totally awesome! I drop-kick Buddha in
it!)
Favorite Quote:
"And why take ye thought for raiment? Consider the lilies of the field, how they grow; they toil not, neither do they spin."
-Matt
"Dude, you're acting like such a virgin birth."
-Mary (what a crazy night!)
"Blessed are the poor in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."
"Yo JC! Can you make some more of those screwdrivers out of this water?"
-Paul
"Hey, I know we're supposed to be fishers of men and all, but don't you think this cock ring is a little much?"
-Luke
About Me:
For I am the way, the truth, and the light. Drop by any time just to chat, or not. My door is always open. | | |
| Finished Ulysses. Not quite the whole thing, but a goodly chunk of it,
and everything required for my class. Molly Bloom is a ho, but I love
her, yes I do.
Trieste-Zurich-Paris
1914-1921
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| Shíuil an bhean istigh m'oifig.
"An bhfuil lasán agat?" arsa an bhean.
"Tá," dúirt mé dí, "ach chaithfidh tú a bhéith ag caint liom faoi an bás do fhír."
Las mé a toitín agus deatach ag éiri as.
"Cár raibh tú ar an oíche an t-aonú lá is fiche i Mí na bealtaine?" arsa mé dí.
"Bhí mé i m'aonar," arsa sí.
"Agus d'fhear?"
"Níor raibh sé."
"An bhfuil brón ort gur fuair sé bás?"
"Níl, ach tá brón orm nach dhéan mise féin é." Rinné sí miongháire agus bhí fhios agam go dtógfainn an cás.
Tracer Bullet is ainm dom. Is bleachtaire príobháideach mé. Tá eolas
agam faoi an cuid dona bhaile--Táim i mo chonaí ann. Ach ní chaithfidh
sé maith liom sin.
The dame walked into my office.
"Do you have a match?" asked the dame.
"Yes," I told her, "but you'll have to be talking with me about the death of your husband."
I lit her cigarette and smoke rising out of it.
"Where were you on the night of the twenty-first of May?" I asked her.
"I was alone," she said.
"And your husband?"
"He wasn't."
"Are you sorry he died?"
"No, but I'm sorry I didn't do it myself." She smiled and I knew I'd take the case.
Tracer Bullet is my name. I'm a private eye. I know about the bad part of town--I live in it. But I don't have to like it.
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